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    <title>diary of the wolf</title>
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    <lastBuildDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 07:35:00 PDT</lastBuildDate>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2005.</copyright>
    <category>Writing</category>
    <category>Acting</category>
    <category>Poetry</category>
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      <title>Wanted: Henchman</title>
      <link>http://wolfdiary.blogdrive.com/archive/4.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 18:24:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Every evil world conqueror needs an army of dim-witted henchmen. Their task is to simply obey their master's bidding. And die without no emotional attachment from their master and their master's enemies as well. At this point, I, the almighty Wolf shall begin my membership drive for my army of dim-witted henchmen! Behold! The qualifications... of evil!


- must be 18-30 years old

- male (for the females out there, look for The Wolf's &quot;wanted: sex slave&quot; ad)

- preferably single. if not, must be willing to donate their wives or girl friends to The Wolf's stable of sex slaves

- must be as... (more)</description>
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      <title>Demonic Pet of Doom</title>
      <link>http://wolfdiary.blogdrive.com/archive/3.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 17:45:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Every world-conqueror needs a demonic pet of doom. It acts as his wrathful right hand, serving the will of his master without question. When I catch my enemies, I will talk to them face to face inside my throne room. And when I get tired of their pleas of forgiveness, I shall push the red button on my throne's arm rest. A trap door below my enemy's feet shall open, and he shall fall into my Pit of Doom. There, my demonic pet of doom awaits, ready to tear my enemy apart. Limbs flying all over the pit.



This monster must be ferocious. He must have no fear. And he must be the scariest... (more)</description>
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      <title>Interview with the Vampire Slayer</title>
      <link>http://wolfdiary.blogdrive.com/archive/2.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2004 15:59:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>In the tradition of having endless rhetorics between a villain and his archnemesis, I have scoured the globe for the hero with the most potential to be my nemesis. Plus, she's got to be hot. I found her. And I chose to begin our never-ending grudge with an interview. Ladies and gentlemen, Buffy the Vampire Slayer!



I, the Wolf: Welcome, slayer.


Buffy: Pleased to be here! Not.



Beware your tongue, slayer. So, how thankful are you that I chose you to be my archnemesis?

Actually, I'm insulted. You're not even worth one mini-sized wooden steak!



Of course I'm not! It will take... (more)</description>
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      <title>Introduction of Domination</title>
      <link>http://wolfdiary.blogdrive.com/archive/1.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:30:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Behold! I am your future ruler! Your destined leader!


I come from the land of mystery! My name, you dare not speak! You are blessed by this blog for you will have a peek of what I have in store for this pathetic blue orb. You will become witness to my diabolical plans! My ingenius plots! My superior intellect!


Stay tuned. You will follow me in my journey towards global domination. Countries will fall. And soon, they shall rise again in a new morning. A utopia. Where every soul will be equal. Mankind and nature will co-exist in harmony. Immortality. All under my rule. And all those who... (more)</description>
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