Every evil world conqueror needs an army of dim-witted henchmen. Their task is to simply obey their master's bidding. And die without no emotional attachment from their master and their master's enemies as well. At this point, I, the almighty Wolf shall begin my membership drive for my army of dim-witted henchmen! Behold! The qualifications... of evil!

- must be 18-30 years old
- male (for the females out there, look for The Wolf's "wanted: sex slave" ad)
- preferably single. if not, must be willing to donate their wives or girl friends to The Wolf's stable of sex slaves
- must be as stupid as possible so that when The Wolf catches his enemies, they can get away and fight another day.
- educational background will be completely ignored
- must be willing to work in ridiculously colored uniforms
- working hours are dependent on The Wolf's mood
- no salary. you work or you die!
- must have a clear and manly voice so the words "All hail The Wolf! He is the beginning! He is the end! He is all!" can be uttered menacingly.