I, the Wolf: Welcome, slayer.
Buffy: Pleased to be here! Not.
Beware your tongue, slayer. So, how thankful are you that I chose you to be my archnemesis?
Actually, I'm insulted. You're not even worth one mini-sized wooden steak!
Of course I'm not! It will take more than a piece of wood to stop me! Poor child. You must be so afraid being in my presence right now, huh? Well, I can't blame you. With my supreme intellect and limitless power.
Uhh.. yeah. Right. Whatever. Look, can we move up the pace here? I've got a lot to do. You know, slayer stuff.
Beware your tongue, slayer. So, how thankful are you that I chose you to be my archnemesis?
Actually, I'm insulted. You're not even worth one mini-sized wooden steak!
Of course I'm not! It will take more than a piece of wood to stop me! Poor child. You must be so afraid being in my presence right now, huh? Well, I can't blame you. With my supreme intellect and limitless power.
Uhh.. yeah. Right. Whatever. Look, can we move up the pace here? I've got a lot to do. You know, slayer stuff.
Haha! Your voice is trembling in fear. I do not blame for feeling...
(looks at me menacingly)
Ok, ok. Here comes the questions. First, why do you have a poor choice in men? You're a vampire slayer and yet you did the ugly with that Angel fellow and that pathetic little Spike. I mean, "Angel" is a name that's sooo gay. And "Spike"? It sounds more like a cute little puppy than a skinny English vampire. If I were you, you'd go for someone more superior than your pesky vermin boyfriends.
Ok, first of all, villains don't talk about their enemy's love life.
(takes out a pen and a piece of paper. takes notes.)
Second, I'd rather go out with cool, brooding hunks with vampiric powers than pathetic would-be world conquerors who seems he can't get any.
You dare mock me! I, the Wolf?! I am the beginning! I am the end! I...
Shut up dude. Next question please.
..... I... I shall forgive you for now. You are lucky that my temperament at this moment is beyond your petty insults.
Whatever dude.
So, is your sister dating anybody? That Dawn chick is hot! Oh yeah! She is worthy to be one of my wives. Or maybe my love slaves.
(looks at me menacingly)
Ok, ok. Here comes the questions. First, why do you have a poor choice in men? You're a vampire slayer and yet you did the ugly with that Angel fellow and that pathetic little Spike. I mean, "Angel" is a name that's sooo gay. And "Spike"? It sounds more like a cute little puppy than a skinny English vampire. If I were you, you'd go for someone more superior than your pesky vermin boyfriends.
Ok, first of all, villains don't talk about their enemy's love life.
(takes out a pen and a piece of paper. takes notes.)
Second, I'd rather go out with cool, brooding hunks with vampiric powers than pathetic would-be world conquerors who seems he can't get any.
You dare mock me! I, the Wolf?! I am the beginning! I am the end! I...
Shut up dude. Next question please.
..... I... I shall forgive you for now. You are lucky that my temperament at this moment is beyond your petty insults.
Whatever dude.
So, is your sister dating anybody? That Dawn chick is hot! Oh yeah! She is worthy to be one of my wives. Or maybe my love slaves.
You're one sick freak.
That I am. Haha! How about that Willow chick? She's lesbian, right? I love lesbians. Have you and that witch ever got it on?
Ewww! You perv!
You gotta be honest with yourself, slayer. If you can't, how can you have the will power to save the world from me? Embrace your inner lesbian.
That I am. Haha! How about that Willow chick? She's lesbian, right? I love lesbians. Have you and that witch ever got it on?
Ewww! You perv!
You gotta be honest with yourself, slayer. If you can't, how can you have the will power to save the world from me? Embrace your inner lesbian.
(pulls out a wooden steak)
Whoa! Slayer can't take a joke? Jeez.
Is this non-sense over?
One more question. Where's the country you rule located? Not that I'm planning to take over it as hostage as my last feeble attempt to defeat you.
Country I rule? I don't rule any country. Get your facts right, idiot.
Whoa! Slayer can't take a joke? Jeez.
Is this non-sense over?
One more question. Where's the country you rule located? Not that I'm planning to take over it as hostage as my last feeble attempt to defeat you.
Country I rule? I don't rule any country. Get your facts right, idiot.
Aren't you a princess? Married to Prince Freddie Junior?
Stupid prick.
Silence! I will not tolerate this insolence!
(points her wooden steak at me)
Easy, slayer. Keep your temper in place. Stupid bitch.
What?!
I mean 'whore'. Stupid whore.
(stands up and gets ready to stab me in the heart with her wooden steak)
Hey! I... I... this interview is over! Begone! Fould wench. (runs away.)
You better run, asshole.
Stupid prick.
Silence! I will not tolerate this insolence!
(points her wooden steak at me)
Easy, slayer. Keep your temper in place. Stupid bitch.
What?!
I mean 'whore'. Stupid whore.
(stands up and gets ready to stab me in the heart with her wooden steak)
Hey! I... I... this interview is over! Begone! Fould wench. (runs away.)
You better run, asshole.
Haha! I have instilled fear in the heart of the slayer. Did you notice how I messed with her mind? She's now very scared and confused, I'm sure. I'll give her time to train more. And I hope she builds up an army of potential slayers. I'd love to get nasty with an army of young coeds. But I seem to have picked a weak opponent. She'll probably be only good for slumber parties and make-overs. She'd also make a good warrior wife. Her sister Dawn would be a great trophy wife. And her friend Willow would be a great addition to my lesbian wives. I don't know why I'll have lesbian wives, but it'd be way cool.
I must find an adversary who can match wits with me and who has no fear. That person must be strong enough to face the threat of... the Wolf! Bwah! Bwah! Bwahahaha! (lightning and thunder)
I must find an adversary who can match wits with me and who has no fear. That person must be strong enough to face the threat of... the Wolf! Bwah! Bwah! Bwahahaha! (lightning and thunder)